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Name: TurGor BaBoons
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the twit and baby and hoplessly slackers
Sunday, February 29, 2004
run
i must do well for o levels... i must... i must get a scholarship to go overseas to study... anywhere just away frm this god forsaken island.
my mom is so (not surprisingly) foinking biased ok? she's the most biased bitch monster on this foinking planet... i am going through hell over here... HELL. i must get away. if nobody is going to help me then i must do it myself. i will go overseas and hence i need a scholarship or i freaking wont get to go overseas to study. Can u believe it? my brother throws a shovel i repeat SHOVEL, the big metal thing tt is really hard, on the ground. THAT IS STUPID I TELL YOU. ive been telling him again and again someone will get hurt cos if u dun throw hard enuff or if the ground is too hard, it will bounce off and injure someone. well the bastard moron did hit someone now. ME. and i screamed. cos it hurt. it hit my feet and it hurt like hell... and guess wat? my "mother" went "scream screaM SCREAM havent even started working and all u noe how to do is scream. useless" and so being really angry and all i shouted back "its not my fault my great brother threw a shovel at my feet!" and she went "who tell u to stand so near? this kind of thing also dun noe. always only noe how to complain, dunnoe how to work... yadayadayada" so i stormed up three storeys to the study area and read my book while rubbing my feet to calm myself. Then she storms into the house screaming "where's that girl? verything also dun noe how to do, only noe how to complain and argue. where is she?!?! (and i mean scream over here)" and she goes on bitching about me and saying i have a foul mouth and so i stormed downstairs to the garden to help i repeat HELP her clean up the fucking drain. i am telling all of u. rmb the house we will own? we will not have a big garden. if we do even have a garden, big or small, we must have the money to employ garderners to take care of it. Or we WILL NOT have a garden at all.and to have a house tts so wonderful, i estimate we have to make abt 9000 or ten thousand bucks each. oh and while i was squatting and shovelling up dirt from her drain, she came over and hit me. when i was FUCKING helping her damnit. and u noe wat, im perfectly fine with her hitting me cos i am way used to it, but she had to hit me on my tail bone. and she noes i had an injury there ok??and she noes tt i just recovered. and now wat does she do? she calls herself a mother. I HATE HER. and now my back hurts and hence i am not going to do napha again i suppose. i must get away from this i tell u...i dunnoe why she keeps doing this to me...i must get away... i must. twit, help me look out for good scholarships to sign up for. Geek, keep stressing me out so i will be a nerd and geek who will study like nobody's business... babysitter, please coach me and force me to go for study sessions and wat not so i will study. thank you.
i will MUST get away from this all
take me away,
take me far away from here,
i will run with you
RUN
baby(too upset to call myself a princess)
+ [ moo ] r e m e m b e r again + 3:26 PM
Thursday, February 26, 2004
im very very very scared. our chinese o level results come out this friday and i wun deny tt i seriously think ill get a C which will force me to do smthing really stupid like jump out of the window or stab myself with a pencil or smthing... considering tt i totally screwed my oral and i made 2 careless mistakes and all...PLUS im sitting nxt to CLARA.the sure A1-er...twit u had so betta pick up ur phone when i call u on friday cos its to tell u ur results and for me to cry my eyes out... yes... and we have physics test on friday which means tt if i do badly ill probably puke and go home so i can skip the test being too traumatised to do it anyway... im feeling really sick now and guess wat? they're playing take me away on perfect ten... i love the radio... they're always playing such perfect songs to comfort me... yesterday when some gossips were going on abt me i was totally traumatised and so i turned on the radio and they were playing nelly furtado's powerless (so say wat u want) and tt totally makes sense and i decided not to care abt those gossips... anyway we have three tests and a graded assignment (chinese compo) due too so we're even and ure supposed to have more work than us since ure in JC so this is totally unfair...i should be studying but im worrying too much to study anyway...oh please dun let me get a B or C for chinese Os... i need an A so badly... SO BADLY... please please please...
eternal damnation and doom... i feel it in my bones...
kill me
--princess golden soon to be dead gem
+ [ moo ] r e m e m b e r again + 12:42 AM
Monday, February 23, 2004
look...i'm having three tests and i assignment this week...alll graded and counted towards our end of year test....i didn't sleep on saturday just to finish my physics hw....i got freaked out when the physics teacher said that we should have spent 18 hours on physics so far so i decided to do homework....i played with my friends until 4 am...then spent one noble hour on homework and tadaaa! sun is up!!!did i tell you that it rises at 5 every day? its freaking cold here....chem common task,physics practical,intro calc investigation test and written report due this week...friendship is so complicated here....sigh... remember you told me to act like myself and then i'll get friends like you? how naive...you don't know what i've been through this week...but all is well no...oh no i've lost the ability to crap which is why i'll end here...
-queen bubbling brooks
+ [ moo ] r e m e m b e r again + 4:39 PM
Saturday, February 21, 2004
and so i blog again
and of cos the great one is blogging again as usual... well u guys not making ur bed(except the geek of cos but then again she IS the GEEK)is absolutely disgraceful...i mean hello?? ur my mom and babysitter and I MAKE MY BED.-start cheering everyone- anyway and horrors of horror i have to wash my toilet ONCE A WEEK... my gosh... this is absolutely horrible i mean princesses dun wash toilets... but then again my toilet is really clean cos i love my toilet to bits. its yellow with a tinge of orange, i have a orangish yellow hand towel and face towel(they are the same colour..matching hand hand towel and face towel u see), one on the hand towel rack and one on my pale yellow sink table which has a transparent sink bowl on it and i have a yellow towel, and i have a cup of flowers(orange flowers, yellow flowers and pink flowers). on the cup is a yellow smiling flower which is really pretty. and on the sink table there is also the soap that the twit gave me which i just found afta desperately unpacking every single box today searching for it(im still looking for the cow toothbrush holder claire gave me... I CANT FIND IT! sniff sob...)and there is a substitute toothbrush holder and my toothbrush and toothpaste blah blah blah and there is also this very yellow cup tt peiyueng gave me which i put my rubber band and clips in... isnt my toilet just lovely? and i havent even gone into the details!
anyway has a staff checked again? honestly u shld just show them pictures of ur room in s'pore b4 u left for australia and show them tt u actually have a file tt is packed... then they wld have seen how much u have progressed and they wldnt even dare to complain...
and i seriously agree with the geek and the smashing into some rack thing... except tt ull probably smash ur face into it and get another blotch of red blood clot thing and then ull keep looking into the mirror, applying ur concealer, moaning and moving ur butt to the music...haha ur tcher actually said it was DISGUSTING? i was totally laughing to myself while reading tt...i mean how bad can it be? whoops wait.. its u... im sorry.. are u sure she just said disgusting? wasnt there any mention of horrendous mess, no space to walk and smthing abt a rotting rat in the corner?? btw dun u think tt the bulk of the 45 bucks being spent on me was totally worthwhile?u shld be happy...
haha... mrs soh kept ringing it in my ear cos i was desperately trying to copy finish the qn so i went " actually it sounds qt sweet and nice" and she walked away immediately...and btw, look i am so not going to be called a countess... it makes us sound evil... countess is just the geek... i think we shld be called incredible nuns, tts why we have such incredible names...and wats this passion for work u tok abt... im just starting to even consider studying one day ahead of a test... ive been thinking abt though it has neva happened... but still! its an improvement...
oh i forgot to tell the two of u how great the reception was... cream puff... curry puff... samosa... this really nice fruit tart... chocolate cake yadayadayada... it was SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOODDDDDDD... so how was the canteen food??yummy i suppose?muahahahah...oh and molly was totally embarrassing... now the other schools noe we have a ugly disgusting fat and lousy unique tcher... so be happy twit... at least u got beautiful non hypocritical tchers to look at and gain knowledge frm... and u get to sleep... which makes one taller... sigh... my sad sad existance...
--princess golden gem aka baby
+ [ moo ] r e m e m b e r again + 9:53 PM
ok, i at least make the bed.. seriously twit, i can juz imagine u singing and going all weird in the bath tub. then i picture u flinging ur hand dramatically and hitting the shampoo rack or something then everything starts collapsing down. then i start cracking up with laughter.. :)
well, ur school certainly sounds fun. dodging 'enemy' territory, getting all ur sweat pores opened and dripping, getting fat, gloating bt ur wonderful view, building muscles lugging back 5 litres of water... wait,u had 10 frenz 2 help u wif it rite so u're actually carrying a 500 ml bottle which is a regular bottle and i changed my mind bt the muscle part, even tt gangsterish hey-lets-gamble-with-sweets-cuz-we're-not-actually-gangsters-but-barbarains thing!all the way twit..
btw u guys, do u noe teachers check blogs?? its totally sneaky i tell u..after tt horrific incident(the one where the babysitter shld well rmb) with tt piece of paper proclaiming tt we were wannabe future terrorists and getting kinky with a robot and such (ahem, dun ask for details) , i've gotton real suspicious of things tt proclaim all to the world. btw, our dear maths teacher has taken a liking to ringing a bell when we havent finished the sum the time we went 2 the fam lounge to go group rotation work. like calling ghosts like that.. nxt wk twit, we have 3 tests..
and why are we the crazy nuns? im telling u the youth of our society have no lying skills wadsoeva. u cld easily haf called us sophisticated countesses choosing a life dedicated to our passion for work but nooooo we had 2 be the crazy nuns...
countess tangerine(g)
+ [ moo ] r e m e m b e r again + 8:49 PM
Thursday, February 19, 2004
ill
you actually get a red warning slip for not making your bed? Hellooo, even I, de babysitter, dun bother making my bed when I wake up in the morning. And as for the stuff that's lying all around, here's one tip, hid them under your bed or dump them in the drawer. It works.
The prefects and monitors were so stiff and frozen during the investiture today. They walked like robots, bowed in unison and danced like william hung in skirts. It makes me wonder if someone (i.e. Ms Low) has a microchip in everyone's brains and was controlling their every single movement. And apparently, our dear baby GETS TO GO TO THE RECEPTION 'cos she's the emcee while me and the geek gets stuck behind the long queues in the canteen. I am telling you, life is unfair!!!
And, once and again, Molly has totally embarassed herself and us when she started standing at the door of the bio lab and smiled sickeningly to all the prefects from other schools. Baby and i were just cringing at the back. Then, she went on and on about what a pity it was that the prefects and monitors had to miss lessons. How tragic.
+ [ moo ] r e m e m b e r again + 10:04 PM
sickening private school...i got a red warning slip today just because i forgot to make my bed....this is what it says.....
I CHECKED YOUR ROOM THIS MORNING AND YOUR ROOM IS DISGUSTING...(three sad faces) I NOTICED THAT YOU NEED TO MAKE YOUR BED,PICK THINSGS UP FROM YOUR FLOOR,CLEAR YOUR DESK...CALL A STAFF WHEN ITS CLEAN!!!! HOPE YOU BE MORE NEAT IN THE FUTURE.
i couldn't stop grinning after i got the slip but my friend who also got it was sooooo upset....couldn't stop muttering...i spent my v dae in school....the school was afraid tt we would do something bad that day so thay annouced that no one could go out.(and when 2 girls got out they got suspended ),,
you think 7 bucks is bad..my entire line got cut off because i used all my 45 dollars in one night...obviously you caused the bulk of it...
geek ,if you dont rep;y soonyou will not join the league of crazy nuns in the future...you too,babysitter!!!!!
+ [ moo ] r e m e m b e r again + 4:35 PM
look seriously twit dun be silly... 4 tests a week is like totally normal and at the rate my life is going, i wont be surprised if i dun make it through this yr... i hope u will attend my wake when the time comes... anyway u so totally lied to me... i had to pay 7 bucks for tt call u made to me... luckily i kept to the time and hurriedly said goodbye b4 hanging up if not then it'll probably reach 10 bucks or smthing...
anyway u think u have a lot of work? im the one who needs to come up with an emcee script by tomolo for the prefect and monitorial investiture crap(ms low is in-charge and the whole school+pple frm 18 other schools willl be watching... my gosh ill be doomed if i screw this up), do math hmwk, do physics practical, do physics wksheet, study chem, do english hmwk and probably other things i forgot by tomolo. and seriously this wld all be fine except tt it is already tomolo since its past midnight so i can feel eternal doom sinking in.I'm really tired and im ill thanks to this horrid RI germbag behind me during chinese tuition last week. HE WAS HACKING the whole lesson through.. and i MEAN hacking... he was trying pathetically to try not to cough so he sort of tried suppressing his cough which made him hack continuously.. my gosh this boy is stupid intellectually challenged i tell u... and he's supposed to be frm some best boy's school which teaches social Etiquettes? the moron din even cover his mouth when he finally cldnt pathetically suppress his cough anymore... seriously even my fren got irritated and kept slamming her pen down...hes such a loser... cant even be considerate... well being fortunate and all i happened to be sitting in front of him and it was an air-conditioned classroom so i cld literally see the germs floating arnd and attacking my white blood cells... then i got sick. and now im suffering frm respiratory and throat infection(see?its an infection?its tt person's virus i tell u). i bet if it was a girl's virus i would not be in such a terrible state now...so i dun get much rest and i just get worse everyday and im coughing my lungs out. no wait... i wheeze my lungs out... yep. tts abt it. my oh so wonderful and exciting life.
v dae was qt nice though.. got presents and loads of sweets as usual so everyone shld now be aiming to be world class diabetics nurturing diseases of tomolo. im still hoping tt someone will burn tt stupid "world class school nurturing leaders of tomolo" banner down... maebe lighning will strike it or smthing... mrs cheong holding the banner while lightning strikes would be a great plus point seriously...
anyway i happened to be a good girl in primary school and filed my things so i noe they do tear out but there are these hole repairing scotchtape thing to piece them together so they wun tear... i have two boxes of tt at home, not tt i ever use it now... but seriously i cant believe YOU file ur stuff! i mean its amazing. u just chuck everything in ur bag and dig them out at the start of every lesson i tot... i mean i still rmb tt pathetic state of ur bag during homeroom last year...
and u guys dance in the shower? seriously... i mean singing i can accept but dancing? wait till someone slips on a bar of soap and smashes her head on the boom box... then we'll see u groove to the ambulence sirens. anyway have u been hearing any good songs lately? i found this really great cd in my hse(btw ive moved... ive got this BEAUTIFUL bathroom. its the favourite place in my house... i feel happy whenever i bathe) i forgot wats the guy called but he has really great songs... there's one which is starry starry night and two other songs i love but i dunno the title yet... oh and beyonce's me myself and i is starting to grow on me... yes tts abt all... call soon... we will only tok for like 10 mins tops then the person timing will say a quick bye and hang up. have a nice life and do blog more often. same goes to the geek and phoebe.
--princess golden gem
+ [ moo ] r e m e m b e r again + 12:44 AM
Wednesday, February 18, 2004
letter from queen bubbling brooks
yoz fellow turgor baboons...
here i am...barely alive...its 40 degrees celsius here... anyway,better treasure this coz its my prep time now... i had a test today and we could bring 2 sides of A4 paper of notes to the test...unfortunately i forgot to prepare them so i went in empty handed....why don't you guys update this? i'm sooooo busy....I have 4 tests coming next week and a few more graded assignments...the tests never stop...until april...be prepared to see a very fat me ...they leave food lying around the boarding house...did i tell you that there's see view from my window-sooooooobeautifu!!!!!!! next to me is a friend from singapore...she took her o levels last year...one year older than me but i act like her elder sister...i have a group of friends...10 to be precise..they're kindof gangsterish though...at night we play cards secretly and gamble in turns of sweets. there's a mall a walking distance so we go out twice a week. you don't know how good i am now....i keep a file and someone even said tt i'm sooooo organised!!! however...you would think that nothing would happen when paper is filed up...but the holes actually break and the worksheets fall out....wow...new experience.... someone put her boom box in the toilet...now we can dance in the shower....there's sooooo much homework here...i'm not doing much though....as we have the homeroom system its difficult to copy before class...i'm in the resource centre now and the teachers think i'm studying....do you remember me with the nicely ironed pinafore?not anymore...i'm not ironing my clothes...never!!!the bad point is that the school does not belirve in boiling water so we have to buy 5 litres of mineral water each time. once we were on our way back from shopping and we made a wrong turn .after walking for 5 minutes in the campus we found out that it wasn't our school-it was the school next door! by that time we were soooo lost.some guys walked past and we were sooo scared as we were on enemies territory so we hid. my friend got spotted so she surrendered.i didn't and only came out when the coast was clear...this school is sooo damn strict...two girls got suspended from boarding for two weeks just because the snuck out at night....whats more...everyone's shunning them at school now...i mean,what'sthe big deal?
miss you (not) miss st nick(really) talk to you again after ALL of you hae replied!!!!!!
-queen bubbling brooks
+ [ moo ] r e m e m b e r again + 7:29 PM
testing in mlc
+ [ moo ] r e m e m b e r again + 6:40 PM
Monday, February 02, 2004
nice song and peter pan
Selena Quintanilla Perez-dreaming of you
Late at night when all the world is sleeping
I'd stay up and think of you
And I'd wish on a star
That somewhere you are thinking of me too
Cuz I'm dreaming of you tonight
Till tomorrow, I'll be holding you tight
And there's nowhere in the world I'd rather be
Then here in my room,
Dreaming about you and me
Wonder if you even see me
And I wonder if you know I'm there
If you looked in my eyes
Would you see what's inside?
Would you even care?
I just wanna hold you close
But so far, all I have are dreams of you
So, I wait for the day and the courage to say
How much I love you(Yes, I do)
I'll be dreaming of you tonight
Till tomorrow, I'll be holding you tight
And there's nowhere in the world I'd rather be
Then here in my room,
Dreaming about you and me
Ahhh...I can't stop dreaming of you
Ahhh...I can't stop dreamin
Late at night when all the world is sleeping
I'd stay up and think of you
And I still can't believe that you came up to me
And said, "I love you; I love you too"
Now I'm dreaming with you tonight
Till tomorrow, and for all of my life
And there's nowhere in the world I'd rather be
Then here in my room,
Dreaming with you endlessly...
sigh... wat a wonderful song.. i just watched a movie on her on HBO... Shot to death by an ex-employee, Selena Quintanilla Perez was the undisputed queen of Latin music. Her songs are mostly Spanish, however, she had crossed-over to sing in English and had completed four English-language tracks just prior to her death, along with a pair of English-Spanish duets and some previously released hits sung in Spanish. This was the last song of hers that was very famous before she passed away... such a waste... she was such a talented singer and had just gotten married... i think she was 20+ only... go check out her song... very lovely...
anyway i watched peter pan yesterday... it was qt disappointing cos it wasnt as great as everyone made it to be... the plot was so slow and boring during the first part i wanted to yawn... it took qt long for it to start to get exciting... wats worse is tt the cinema was FILLED with kids and their parents... haha... my brother was so embarrassed tt he was slouching in his seat the whole movie so tt he would seem like a kid... haha... alright now for the evaluation.
Firstly i still do not think peter pan is tt cute... he has an unproportionate body and he's not muscular or anything... doesnt really look like teen model winner material seriously...
Time he looked Cutest: when he told wendy tt girls are too smart to fall off their prams and looked at her through the heart opening in the bed and smiled... i meant cute as adorable...
Time he looked least cute: when he brought tink out of the "house" after she died and fell to his knees and placed her on the grnd. The way he beat his fists on the ground looked weird...
yes... and after looking at him for two hours of the movie, i realised tt he does not have a unique face... he's just above average but is not what i would call very cute and go all drool-y over him... yep.
Now for Wendy analysis. i still think shes not pretty. however, i now take back the thing i said abt her lips being very ugly... they are actually very nice... as in her lips have nice shape and all...HOWEVER, they looked too red in the movie which makes her seem too heaty like she hasnt drank enuff water or smthing... yah... her teeth seemed unnaturally straight(must be braces) but over all i agree with eeling tt her lips are nice.
yep... tts all for my pantastic analysis. Oh yes... peter and wendy really have great chemistry together and i think they are perfect to "love" each other in the movie. really gd chemistry. oh and the "i do believe in fairies i do i do" part is darn silly... ure totally right genevieve... wats with the muttering in their sleep thing? man it was so so stupid... i was going "errr...." all the way... yes basically i think its not worth watching it again... if u havent watch it, dun worry... ther's no big loss... unless of cos u want to oogle at jeremy sumpter...
-princess golden gem-
+ [ moo ] r e m e m b e r again + 5:54 PM
Sunday, February 01, 2004
class outing
man the outing was quite fun today... anyway... GENEVIEVE countess thundering typhoons is a totally great name for u... its so u... indeed... and babysitter i am hate to sae this but i totally agree with the geek... i mean there are no trees there and all(freckles rmb FRECKLES!!and my weird pigmentation giving me more and more moles everywhere...) and we're away frm civilisation, providing mosquitoes with their favourite drink/snack and we have no tv and AIR CON. gosh... u call that paradise?!?!i'd rather stick to the pasir ris park house thank u... anyway lets form a sisterhood too!! the TurGor BaBoon sisterhood!! cool....
Anyway, today's class outing was good, the food was qt great... though the geek is so ungateful to not thank me for just giving her a pea. we went to the beach and slacked at east coast.. watched lion dance yada yada yada... the dinner was really fun... how we played the game to make pple finish the food... the open and close game etc. qt a nice day on the whole...
yes... im too tired to blog more... anyway twit how's life in australia?? i seriously doubt ull blog and wats worse u dun message us!! ure horrible... anyway yes... have a nice life over there without us to look afta u and irritate u.... ill talk to the luo han yu for u... yes...
and to my little issy....
HAPPY FIFTEENTH BDAE!!!!!!!!!
welcome to the world of 15hood once again... makes u feel good to join us sophisticated mature pple rite??? dun let us down now... hahah... k... tts all folks!!!!
--princess golden gem
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